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Hi Blog. How are you? I hope all is well.

Life has been pretty odd lately. My TV blew up. No joke, it made the pop sounds and there was this noise and the smell was awful. Seriously, whose TV blows up? No ones, so why mine did, I don't know. It was ripped from a movie how it happened. There I was casually watching the telly when suddenly the screen goes black and boom! No more TV. I have yet to replace it, so in the mean time I have a 12 inch tv sitting in a 32 inch hole. Sad fact is how I have satellite and I have to squint to read the programs the font is so small.

Another example. I, at times, am a creature of habit. When I find something I like, I try to keep it. So when i discovered the Peking Duck Pizza at CPK (California Pizza Kitchen) over 5 years ago, I never really ventured much from that whilst there. The other day I am craving some Peking Duck so me and my sister go only to discover they have taken it off the menu. Why would they do a silly thing like that? Well, apparently, according to the waiter, only old Asian women were ordering the dish. Honestly, I think he is full of shit. I was so heart broken that I got up and left CPK without eating. I also did not eat the rest of the day, for I was in mourning and honoring my fallen pizza. I just wanted to be able to say good bye to it. If I could have been warned I would have planned a lovely farewell dinner. But no, it's stripped away from me without a word. What a harsh world.

I got a phone call from my older sister Sarah explaining that she sliced off the top of her finger today. That was an unusual call. Not quite sure exactly how it happened or how disfigured it is, but the doc said he couldn't reattach it, so now I have a freak finger sister.

I created a new anti-theft devise for cars. See, my car Larry is a bit on the ghetto side we can say, and the button that you need to push in to shift gears happened to fall out. So I have started to keep it with me when I leave the car. Well, using this to my advantage, I have come up with the idea of having removable shifters to prevent thieves from stealing cars. I mean the shifter could have a special chip in it that has to match in order to get out of park. I for one, think it's an amazing idea.

The job hunt is still going no where. I thought that people were supposed to fall all over me after doing so well in the competition. Clearly, it's myth. But after a few long chats tonight it was pointed out to me that I shouldn't work in an agency. I need to do PR or Promotions. Something where I am out interacting with the people. I tossed out that I should be White House Press Sec, and casually my infamous bull shitting skills were mentioned. Seriously, I would be an awesome Press Sec. That would be great.

This is the most awkward time in a persons life. We collectively decided that tonight. You're no longer are a student, yet you still act/think like one. Yet your not an adult, so you can't quite jump on that wagon. You just kind of hang there. After some disheartening talk I stood up and said, "The Sun will rise and so shall I." I felt it was some of my finer inspirational moments. And it's pretty true. Tomorrow the sun will rise and so will I. That is unless I go on a ride at Disney World.

Ohhh cheap shot at the mouse. And for those of you who are not sure what I am talking about, watch/read the news.

Ok, that should do it for now. I am off to figure out exactly what I want to do in my life. Because it was also mentioned that saying I want a job that lets me travel and wear several hats doesn't exactly help the job hunt. Being a little more specific might help me in my never ending quest for greatness. Ohh and I shall be great one day kids. You just wait. One day my name will be mentioned on the news or in a magazine and you will think to yourself, "Holy shit, she was right."