That's what I said, Blogger head

There's nothing more satisfying in life than a nice big stretch.

I have decided that I need to improve my posture. I started today by placing my arms in the small of my back and walking like that all day. This really lifted my shoulders and opened me up. I felt quite good all day. Not so good now though. It seems that my right shoulder does not appreciate me trying to correct 21 years of bad posture. Damn it hurts. That's where the stretching comes in. I feel that fixing my posture is going to require some muscle restructuring. Loosening the muscles via stretching should hopefully get them flexible enough to do as I say. I am also hoping the massage that I am getting for Christmas helps me with my process. I am no doctor but with good practice, enough stretching and plenty of Motrin to handle to pain, in a few months I will be a Taller Standing Jess.

I would like to mention that it is winter and that all shorts should be put away now. I was walking to school in about 10 degree weather the other day and saw this huge d-bag in shorts and a hoodie. You idiot! What are you doing? I do not want to stare at your two white pasty frozen stumps of legs. It's gross and it's cruel on the skin. You need to really get your ashy ass and legs into some pants. And I also want to see a winter coat on you. Maybe even a scarf. But for now I will settle with pants. I don't understand where these kids get these ideas? Who is saying that it is cool to go outside in freezing weather with shorts on? Why are we not duct taping their mouth shout? I will never understand some people.

That's all I got. Short and sweet.

Night Kids.