Dear Mr. B-Log,
Hello and good day to you. I hope that all fines you well out in B-Log land. Over in E-land things are swell. We had this massive office move on Friday which resulted in my feeling like I was back at grade school. You know how on the last day of school everyone is cleaning out their desk and chatting about. Well that is how it was Friday. I heard many, 'You still have that?' and a few, 'No way. We have to show (insert name here) I felt that I needed a yearbook so I could go around and ask everyone to sign it.
The new move puts me away from Mr. Peterman, but dumbs me right by a combo, 'have you seen my stapler?' from Office Space, only with the voice of Sean Connery. It is a really creepy combo.
I do have a secret to confess Mr. B-Log. I happen to be addicted to Big Brother. It is such a horrid show, I know. But I only started to watch it because that is what everyone at the office talked about. I just wanted to fit in. But now, sadly, I am addicted. Maxwell is so funny and he is giving me loads of new phrases. Wanker is my fav. The best part about my addiction is that John is hooked as well. At work we tend to have email convos about the BB and what we think will happen. I really don't want to see Roberto go this week. For the love of Honey Nut Cheerios, let Derek go. I'm pathetic, I know.
I am heading to the land of waffles, lace and chocolate this weekend. That's right, Corfu here I come. Only kidding, it's Brussels.(Obviously) I am taking my friend the chunnel over. I really do enjoy that thing. City center to city center in 2 hours. Plus, the lead time, ie check-in lines, be there 2 hours before take-off, is only about a half hour. Oh the world of technology what will you bring us next? A high speed train service across the US. Why that sounds splendid.
Despite the disgrace to America that I have been, I think that I have come back. Not only did I get all the US questions right in the Pub Quiz yesterday, but I also got my host fam addicted to banana bread. I love banana bread and when I saw 2 bruised up looking bananas I was instantly struck with the idea. my host mom hates to waste things. Example: The other day we only needed egg whites so she froze the yolks to use for later. She is cute like that. So ya, banana bread rocks and now we have loaves every 3 days or so.
Ok Mr. B-Log I hate to do this to you, but the BB is coming on and I need to go watch it. It maybe my last night to enjoy Roberto. Plus I think Maxwell is going to figure things out tonight and Saskia is going to tell him off. Joy!
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It might be a good thing that you don't watch it because you would sooo develop a man crush on Maxwell.
Hey, it's not Big Brother but I know it's close in your book. ABC Family station is airing an all day marathon of Olsen Twins movies just for you. It started about thirty minutes ago and is apparently running until nine tonight. Yippee (said with very sincere sarcasm).
DUDE! I hope you watched them. They are HILARIOUS. Maybe they will do a rerun when I get back. That would be off the hook, as Maxwell says.
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