Attack of the killer CFPs

You know what doesn't make me laugh, chicken finger people. What are chicken finger people, you ask. Well my dear reader, chicken finger people or CFP, are those who, no matter where you go to eat, always get chicken fingers. You can go to shitty fast food or you could be eating at the Jules Verne, they will still want chicken fingers. I hate these people because not only do they make trying a new place pointless, but their inability to venture outside of the world of Chicken Fingers is really annoying.

"But they are so good." - This is the typical CFP reasoning for always going with the chicken fingers. So are other things CFP, but you wouldn't know this, you only get the chicken fingers

"I know I like them." - Another CFP lame reason. To you CFP I say this; despite the notion that you have, that you came out of the womb consuming chicken fingers, there was a time when you had never had one before. You were a chicken finger virgin. You were being risky when you tried those for the first time. Why not take that risk again? You might discover the amazing world outside of chicken fingers.

Even worse then one CFP at a table is when you are with a couple CFPs. One will say, "I think I will get the Chicken Fingers." Then another chimes in with "Oh, that sounds good. Me too."

When I become president I am banning the consumption of Chicken Fingers. You better stock up know CFP. You might have withdraws.